Rules of Life

1. Never tell anyone how you really feel. People don't give a shit about you anyways and it will just bother them or make them angry

2. Accept the truth soon feel better later. Don't think your gonna be the next multi millionaire or be an actor or musician. Odds are your gonna live in a middle class house in a dead end job with 4 screaming kids and your gonna get divorced before your 50.

3. Deny reality. Life sucks so create your own fake one and live in their pay no attention to the rest of the world because all any of us really are are selfish assholes.

4. Please the capitalist regime. Be the best pawn you can be for your government because they love and care about you (ha.) Theres no throwing a wrench in the machine here because people try. and then get killed.

5. Leave no trace. Your going to die and NO ONE is going to remember you except your family and give it a generation and they'll forget too. Your not going to die and be in the history books. You will have NO legacy.

6. Be true to everyone but yourself. You just put on a little mask and carry on your trivial existence don't worry though people will love you.

7. Lie. No one needs to know the true story behind anything. in fact no one wants to. Because they don't give a shit.

8. Don't try to be the hero. Don't put yourself in danger trying to save someone else and say you were just doing the right thing. We all know you did it because you wanted to make the news.

9. Pretend your going to do something with your life. I have new for you. You won't.

10. Don't do anything the coolest person you know wouldn't do.